I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
There’s still time to change the road you’re on.
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
Richard Waterson’s morning routine.
this nigga shave with a mothafuckin’ AXE. on some Paul Bunny forest elimination type shit.
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY
The fact that they also mention the song will probably be a hit too tho because Taylor Swift does not do shit halfway
actually, i think Taylor is giving that “Bitches had it coming” look. i mean, look at that shrug and condescending, emotionless gaze in her eyes? and that cutesy smirk? oh no, this girl knows damn well he’s talking about The Black Widow.
Teeth just clanked against the screen while lurching on impulse to bite an asscheek.